January 2010
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December 2009
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FFFUUUUUUU
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good night.
i’m still fuming.
good night.
Words.
words cannot express how terribly pissed i am.
bitches ain't shit
but hoes and tricks.
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Do your farts make whistle sounds?
naaahh.
it’s like, straight up fart sounds.
Ask me anything
so funny and yet so tragic.
it’s so funny how things can work out.
and how things would have been SO different had he received my letter while he was in training. if he had gotten my letter, i guarantee he and i would be happily together - he even said so himself.
but, instead, my letter never reached him. and he came home and got engaged to an old flame and they just got married a couple weeks ago.
ha. i’m...
I just made
a devendra banhart playlist of all his songs that put me to sleep.
[and not in a bad way, but it a relaxing way].
mwah.
good night.
Bonne nuit, mes amis.
srsly. i think it’s bed time.
i might pluck on my banjo for a bit before i crash.
i’m so ready to get home though.
i mean, i totally dig being with my parents. but only for so long.
i much prefer being on my own. i’ve gotten so used to it.
and i’m patiently waiting on someone special to make his way down here.
everyday without him just kills me a little bit inside....
my left eye feels like a midget is hanging from...
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FUCKIN HURTS
lortab! darvocet! vicodin!
I need a boyfriend.
Who would like to fill that position?
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T ANYBODY FORMSPRING ME?
GODDAMNIT!
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they're having a real world new orleans.
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the auditions were at the frat.
oh god.
i thought they already had one here a few years ago
i don’t know. i just know this girl at school with cankles was asked to audition for it.
Ha, okay. I’ve been reblogging you like crazy, but this is relevant to me. I JUST auditioned for the Real World....
they're having a real world new orleans.
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the auditions were at the frat.
oh god.
i thought they already had one here a few years ago
i don’t know. i just know this girl at school with cankles was asked to audition for it.
Ha, okay. I’ve been reblogging you like crazy, but this is relevant to me. I JUST auditioned for the Real World. The MTV reps came to Mobile....
they're having a real world new orleans.
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the auditions were at the frat.
oh god.
i thought they already had one here a few years ago
i don’t know. i just know this girl at school with cankles was asked to audition for it.
Ha, okay. I’ve been reblogging you like crazy, but this is relevant to me. I JUST auditioned for the Real World. The MTV reps came to Mobile. Srsly, I’ve never...
Finna jump up on that Mystery Science Theater...
Whatchu know ‘bout that?
Blitzen Trapper is an incredible band.